Portraits of the Nascent Pyromaniac as a Nascent Pyromaniac

 And here is the hardware we're going to using to do what has to be done.

This is what eleven euros -- say, $15.00 -- will buy you in the way of fireverks here in darkest Leipzig. On New Year's Eve the city is going to look like a battlezone -- and Matthew and his dad stand ready to do their part. And, don't worry -- we have a strategic reserve in stock, above and beyond the above.